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Joke: Software Developers |
| It's strange, after being a user of computer software for a while, you begin to pick up on some disturbing similarities to a not so squeaky clean industry out there. Is this telling us something? Drug Dealers: Software Developers Refer to their clients as "users". "The first one's free!" Strange Jargon : "Stick", "Rock", "Dime Bag", "E" Realized that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year old market. Job is assisted by the industries producing newer, more potent mixes. Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Their product causes unhealthy additions. Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Refer to their clients as "users". "Download a free trail version..." Strange Jargon : "SCSI", "RTFM", "Java", "ISDN", "Pentium" Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year old market. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists. Doom, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem, 'nuff said! Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
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