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Joke: Stress Relievers |
| Stress Reliever # 1 Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Stress Reliever # 4 Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife: " What? At 2 am?" Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs." Stress Reliever # 5 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" Stress Reliever # 6 Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." |
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