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Joke: Snowmen |
| What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ? She gave him the cold shoulder ! What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps ! What's an ig ? An eskimo's home without a loo ! What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers ! Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs ! How do snowmen travel around ? By icicle ! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball ! What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean? A ball-point pen-guin. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins? Because they can't get the silver paper off! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite ! What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole? A puffin. How do you call an Eskimo cow ? An Eskimoo ! How do you get milk from a polar bear? Rob its fridge and run like mad. I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from! Alaska! That's cheating! |
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