 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Home | Jokes | Pictures | Clips | Games | Links | |
Joke: God As A Computer Programmer |
| Q: Did God really create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him. Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise, things can wait until tomorrow. Q: How come the Age of Miracles ended? A: That was the development phase of the project. Now we're in the maintenance phase. Q: Who is Satan? A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant. Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs. Q: How can I protect myself from evil? A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday. Q: If I pray to God, will he listen? A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program. Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true? A: They are much more likely to receive email |
Submit: Picture | Joke | Clip |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
