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Joke: What Is The Future

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."

Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.


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Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."

Man: "What's the charge?"

Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.


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