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Joke: From Harper's Magazine

Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75


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Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:


NEW
IMPROVED
Made the old
fashioned way


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Sign in a restaurant:

"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."


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Heard on a radio station.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?

"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."


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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!


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